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Sunday, April 19, 2009

college jokes sms

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

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Principal to Students: You Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours a Day Student: Impossible Sir! Collage is Only for 6 Hours! Principal : ?????

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Typical student flips d coin & thinks…
Heads: will go to sleep
Tails: will watch movie
Stands: will listen music
Stays in air: will study

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Behind every successful student, there is one Girl feirnd.. But wht about a failed student..?? …. … .. . . . ? ?? ??? A Beautiful Teacher..!!

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Classrooms are like train. 1st bench Executive Coach (Reserved 4 VIP) Middle 2 r General Compartment and Last 2 are Sleeper Class.

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Why is a lecturer greater as compared 2 a mother? bcoz a mother can put only 1 child 2 sleep, but …. A lecturer can put the whole class 2 sleep

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