It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
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Principal to Students: You Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours a Day Student: Impossible Sir! Collage is Only for 6 Hours! Principal : ?????
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Typical student flips d coin & thinks…
Heads: will go to sleep
Tails: will watch movie
Stands: will listen music
Stays in air: will study
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Behind every successful student, there is one Girl feirnd.. But wht about a failed student..?? …. … .. . . . ? ?? ??? A Beautiful Teacher..!!
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Classrooms are like train. 1st bench Executive Coach (Reserved 4 VIP) Middle 2 r General Compartment and Last 2 are Sleeper Class.
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Why is a lecturer greater as compared 2 a mother? bcoz a mother can put only 1 child 2 sleep, but …. A lecturer can put the whole class 2 sleep
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Weekend Jokes
Joke 1
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
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Joke 2
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down and nearly breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and screw the cat."
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Joke 3
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
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Joke 4
Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed instantly.
After the coroner leaves with Steve’s body, Bob volunteers to inform Steve’s wife of the terrible news. Some two hours later, Bob returns to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms.
"Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack?"
"Steve’s wife gave it to me!"
"What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?"
"Well, before I broke the news to her, I asked her if she was Steve’s widow. And, she said she wasn’t, so I said I’d bet her a six-pack she was!"
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Joke 5
A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.
"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those knives?"
"They're for my juggling act," the man says.
"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.
"Man," says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard."
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
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Joke 2
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down and nearly breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and screw the cat."
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Joke 3
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
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Joke 4
Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed instantly.
After the coroner leaves with Steve’s body, Bob volunteers to inform Steve’s wife of the terrible news. Some two hours later, Bob returns to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms.
"Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack?"
"Steve’s wife gave it to me!"
"What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?"
"Well, before I broke the news to her, I asked her if she was Steve’s widow. And, she said she wasn’t, so I said I’d bet her a six-pack she was!"
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Joke 5
A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.
"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those knives?"
"They're for my juggling act," the man says.
"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.
"Man," says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard."
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Valentine's SMS
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).
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Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you.
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I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much
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You Have Opened
The Doors Of
My Hearts ...
Now It's For You
To Walk
Through It ... :)
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Usually i send sms 2 people who r.. either very cute very sweet or very special.. but u r an exception coz u r all three.. so in this year superefine.. be my Cute valentine !
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Another day another year another smile another tear another summer awinter too.. there will be no 1 like U ! Never another! Be my Valentine,dear !
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They taught me that 1 hour equals 60 minutes and that 1 minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that 1 second without you can lost for ever!
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Love is the warmth that fills my heart whenever I see your face, it's the comfort I dind in the circle of your embrace !
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BE MINE VALLENTINE
I AM SENDING YOU THIS
VALENTINE WISH
WITH HUGS AND KISSESS ,TOO ;
CAUSE THERE,S A PLACE
HERE IN MY NEART THAT,S
MAD FOR ONLY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)
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Happy Valentine To all Readers
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Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you.
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I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much
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You Have Opened
The Doors Of
My Hearts ...
Now It's For You
To Walk
Through It ... :)
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Usually i send sms 2 people who r.. either very cute very sweet or very special.. but u r an exception coz u r all three.. so in this year superefine.. be my Cute valentine !
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Another day another year another smile another tear another summer awinter too.. there will be no 1 like U ! Never another! Be my Valentine,dear !
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They taught me that 1 hour equals 60 minutes and that 1 minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that 1 second without you can lost for ever!
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Love is the warmth that fills my heart whenever I see your face, it's the comfort I dind in the circle of your embrace !
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BE MINE VALLENTINE
I AM SENDING YOU THIS
VALENTINE WISH
WITH HUGS AND KISSESS ,TOO ;
CAUSE THERE,S A PLACE
HERE IN MY NEART THAT,S
MAD FOR ONLY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)
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Happy Valentine To all Readers
Saturday, February 7, 2009
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